when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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