so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize