He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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