Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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