Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
