I'm eating all of the evidence.
barbara walters just said penis...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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