i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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