he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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