This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
