My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
tell me about the fingering
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