It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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