Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i would one night stand the shit outta him
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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