It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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