i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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