Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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