When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
