Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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