You really coming over, don't trick.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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