Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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