I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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