Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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