he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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