Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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