my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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