yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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