idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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