So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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