nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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