Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Let's paint friendship bongs
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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