The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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