So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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