I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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