dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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