I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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