Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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