Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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