these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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