What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Randomize
