Plan B is the new Plan A
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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