I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A bitchslap is in order.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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