But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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