please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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