she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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