is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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