I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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