You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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