what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
do herpes really smell.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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