We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
