Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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