how can u be prego again
Pants 0. Shit 1.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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