What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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