hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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