When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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