My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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