I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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