he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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